Blake’s Blog

It’s sure going to be tough leaving town for a couple of days, not knowing what’s going to happen next in the case of Eliza Presley, who says she has evidence from a DNA lab in Arizona proving that Elvis Presley is still alive.

If he were still alive, Elvis would have been celebrating his 73rd birthday on Saturday. So it’s getting harder and harder to believe these people who have claimed to have Elvis sightings through the years. (Not that they were easy to believe to begin with.)

If he’s alive, he surely can’t be moving as quickly as he once did. So in an era where everybody’s got a cell phone camera, I’m waiting for someone to come up with a photo of the King strolling down the street with a walker…

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I'll be out of the office until Friday, so don't expect any new blog postings before then.